There comes a time in our lives when we’re awakened by the startling
reality that we are no longer spring chickens.
This
depressing moment came for me some years ago when I realised the All Blacks –
who I’d always looked up to – were all younger than me.
For a friend,
it came 25,000ft up in the air when she caught sight of her pilot, who looked
all of 15-years-old.
It occurred
again at the Eminem concert at Western Springs last weekend.
Present, were
those like myself - fans since his first hit “My Name Is” broke out in 1999,
which sparked the closely-followed Slim Shady phenomenon - who looked vaguely
blank for most of the duration of the show as rap after unfamiliar rap played
out.
And then there
were the clued-up teenage homie g’s.
As an
estimate, from where I was standing, I would guess around 80 per cent of the
55,000 swarming the hillside amphitheatre were in their teens or early 20s,
which would mean they were practically still in their diapers when these
earlier songs were hits.
This means
that, either they’ve grown up listening to their parents’ CD’s or, sometime
over the last decade Eminem had gone on to release more albums.
Where have I
been?!
Last I heard
he was taking a break and saying goodbye to Hollywood, still spitting venom at
his mum every chance he got, his daughter Hailie was seven and he’d broken up
with Kim for the umpteenth time.
“Oh no, his
daughter Hailie is now in her late teens and a beautiful cheerleader,” some
teenage girls informed me whilst waiting in the port-a-loo queue which
spiralled up the hill into infinity.
I felt the
need to explain my ignorance was due to being snowed under with babies and
pre-schoolers over the past almost-decade and, therefore any extra noise, like
the radio, had not factored in. However, despite the big gap, I had finally
come up for air and had the latest new releases on my ipod, I proudly informed
them.
Such was the
wait, that they brought me up to speed on the whole lowdown of Marshall
Mathers’ life over the past ten years-plus so I thanked them before we departed
and re-joined my “geriatric” buddies to share my learnings.
It didn’t
matter, the songs were catchy and, at times, he blew the crowd away busting out
rhyme that defied the speed of sound. He pleased all by, not only playing his
latest hits but belting out a remix of the original Slim Shady series, followed
by his movie hit as an encore.
Many,
including myself, agreed it was the best concert they’d been to and it says a
lot about an artist to satisfy multiple generations.
This was
evident the next time I jumped the queue at the port-a-loos and be-friended the
lovely teenage girl who let me in.
She had travelled
up from Wellington with her 50-year-old father – they were both fans.
And as I
followed the mass exodus of teenage homie g’s towards the gates, I wondered if
one day I’d see myself back here as a parent-pushing-50, accompanying my own
teenagers.
That could be
seen as tragic, but, actually I think it would be pretty cool.