Who’s heard the words Clash of Clans bandied about
of late? Well, if you have children – especially of the male variety – who are
allowed devices, it will most likely be the talk of the town. And if you’re like
me, you will have no clue what it is all about.
All I know is that the kids are buried in their
devices utterly absorbed in this Clash of Clans palaver. Apparently all the
players on Clash of Clans have code names so they often don’t know who other
players are in real life. However, through one of those bizarre chain of
events, Master 11 recently found out one of his ‘friends’ went to primary school
with me and now my interest was piqued. Are people my age really interested in
playing this game and what was it all about. I made myself sit down with him
one day to find out.
He opened the screen to reveal what looked to be a
maze of brick walls with tiny buildings and fortresses and cannons and things
within. I say ‘things’ because that was about all I could make out. Even with
my glasses on, I was struggling to identify what anything else was. Already my
attention span was waning.
“But what is the aim of the game?” I impatiently
asked.
“You have to try and build up a village and the
other people try and destroy it,” he patiently answered.
“But where are the bathrooms and how do the people
that live there go to the toilet?” I asked, leaning closer to the screen to try
and find something of interest.
“Oh, they don’t have things like that,” he said.
I tried to understand, I really did but, as he
went on to explain about trophies and buying things for his town, I found my
mind drifting off to what I should cook for tea. I made one last
attempt at showing interest.
“What are you typing?” I asked, leaning in to try
and read the tiny text on the side of the screen.
“I’m having a conversation with one of my friends
in my clan.”
“What are you saying?”
“I just said ‘Oh nooo L’”
“Why?”
“Because they destroyed some of my village.”
“But why didn’t you defend it?”
“Because they did it while I was asleep last
night.”
That didn’t sound very fair to me and why were
they in the same clan in the first place if they were attacking each other’s
villages and, besides, what kind of village didn’t have a toilet?
Then I remembered it was indeed ‘Taco Tuesday’ so
I made my apologies and, none the wiser, went to thaw the mince instead.
Footnote: for the sake of enlightening readers I have Googled the subject: Clash of Clans is an online multiplayer strategy game which tasks players to build their own town (in the form of a clan) using the resources gained from attacking other players through the game's fighting features. Its primary objective is to be the person with the most trophies. You earn trophies either by successfully attacking someone else's village, or by successfully defending against an attack from another online player. As you earn more trophies, you climb the ranks and are matched against opponents of equal or greater skill. The ultimate goal is to work your way to the top — the Champion class. To get there, you need to spend either a lot of time or money to upgrade your village, train your soldiers, and develop the best strategies for both offense and defence. Players can conjoin to create clans - groups of up to fifty people - who can then partake in clan wars together, donate and receive troops, and talk with each other.