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at cattery – tick, gold fish at neighbour’s – tick, gloves, hats and jackets
packed – tick – we were on our way! Queenstown we were bound and it was the kids’
first flight.
After a slight delay, due to fog and going through the wrong
gate, we boarded the plane and took off.
Up in
‘cotton candy land’, as one of the boys dubbed it, the ultra-friendly Air New Zealand hostess Sara stopped and chatted before asking if any of the kids were twins.
“Yeah
and we’re selling the girl,” quipped her brother.
Sara must’ve taken a shine to a shy Miss Eight and decided to rescue her
from her mean siblings; inviting her to hand out lollies to the 100-plus
passengers on board before giving her a cupful of sweets and kindly emailing
me the photos.
Soon,
things began to get exciting out the window as we spotted snow-peaked mountains
– our backdrop for the next five days.
“This
isn’t Queenstown – it’s the dessert!” exclaimed one of the boys, peering
outside at the expanse before us.
“No,
we’ve landed in China,” said another.
Before
disembarking, they were invited to the cockpit.
“Have
you got something to say to the pilots?” I coaxed them.
“Thank
you for not letting us die,” wise-cracked Master Eight before disembarking and
shivering as the cold slapped us Northlanders in the face.
“What
was that you were saying about your shorts?” I reminded him, referring to his
chastising me all the way there for not packing his usual standard attire of shorts,
shirt and bare feet.
He
turned his pinched face toward me and tried unsuccessfully to suppress another
shiver.
The
shuttle was awaiting and, as we headed closer to Queenstown, we were rendered
silent by the sheer breath-taking beauty of the scenery out the windows.
I was
aware of the drastic difference in landscape and climate but wasn’t prepared
for the beauty and vibrancy of the township itself. The town was amass of
twinkling fairy lights, delicious smells and teems of different nationalities
filling the pavements.
We
quickly ditched our bags at the accommodation to get in amongst it.
The
next day we went up the gondola where Lake Wakatipu snaked out below us and we
were above the surrounding snow-peaked mountains with their ever-present
wrap-around wisp of cloud. Then it was straight to the luge to race down the
mountain-side on repeat. Both my boys whipped past me but I made up for it when
I shot past one broken down and then crashed into the other at the bottom.
Like
the Rotorua luge, there is a jellybean shop at the top where the kids spin the
wheel and have to eat either a yummy jellybean or a dud. The nearby bin came in
handy as the dog food, booga, stinky socks and vomit flavours didn’t go down so well.
The
Zero Below Ice Bar was next on the agenda, where we dressed as eskimos and had
a game of air hockey (made of ice) and drunk cocktails and mocktails at the bar
(also made of ice).
The
next day we hired a car bound for Wanaka, stopping in the quaint and
picturesque Arrowtown to pan for gold. Us rookies only managed to scoop a
panful of silt and debris, along with a ‘greenstone’ (slimy rock) so opted
instead to purchase a capsule of gold flecks (which looked suspiciously like
glitter).
Because
the icy cold water had frozen our fingers numb, we wrapped them around a lovely
hot chocolate in a cosy café before heading to the legendary Cardrona Hotel for
an extraordinary lunch of blue cod and chips. There is a lot more than meets
the eye from the roadside view of this ancient pub and the kids had a ball
frolicking and exploring out the back.
At
Wanaka we were welcomed by the golden hues of autumn reflecting upon a mirrored
lake and it was onto Puzzling World, where we undertook the baffling maze and
optical illusions rooms. The sloping floor made one extremely dizzy and we were
all staggering around like a bunch of drunks.
Back
in Queenstown – aka puffer jacket central - we finally got to try the famous
Fergburger by going at a random time (the queues at this place are extreme) and
were entertained by a friendly elderly local busking, interspersed with howling
from his large shaggy dog during the chorus.
We
emerged at a positively tropical Auckland airport where Master Eight promptly
stripped to his tee shirt, rolled up his pants and whipped off his shoes.
Goodbye beautiful Queenstown. |
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