WANTED: Good home for three lovable but rumbustious kids
driving their mother round the bend.
It’s just for the duration of the holidays and then you can
give them back – I’m sure I will have missed the ruckus by then.
I bet I’m not the only one who has plotted a wanted ad in my
head. What prompted it was a rather painful morning that went something like
this:
Master Five teases older brother – check, older brother
belts him one – check, Master Five cries – check, Miss Five tells tales –
check, times that by ten – check.
Oh but it doesn’t end there – add: “I’m bored” times ten, “I’m hungry” times ten, a mother who’s lost the plot and resorts
to putting on a dvd, and all this before 9am – check.
Are you feeling my pain or are you sitting there thinking
“Tut-tut – one day they will have grown up and flown the nest and you’ll be
wishing for all that back”?
I try this forward-thinking – I really do - but it’s hard to
not live in the moment when you’re trying to work from home during school
holidays with all that going on around you. Let’s just say, my work days have
not been very productive.
But my imagination has been working overtime trying to come
up with effective punishments. The kids have been rather lucky this summer with
their holidays away and leisure activities. But it’s common knowledge that the
more they are entertained in this way the harder they find it to entertain
themselves - hence the boredom-induced teasing and lashing out at home.
Because this was getting out of hand I decided every time
Master Five teased and Master Seven used his physical force (and vice-versa)
they could go into each other’s rooms and choose one toy to play with for the
day. This would be greatly upsetting to Master Seven – a hoarder who is very
protective of his possessions.
While Master Five, who has no problem with sharing, got a
gleam in his eyes, his older brother didn’t like the idea at all: “But all
Jai’s toys are dumb – I don’t even want to play with them.”
Then, after some thought: “I know, I’ll just get one of his
toys and beat it up all day!”
I could see this punishment was not going to work so it was back
to the drawing board.
The fighting was starting up again and I decided to calm
everyone down by putting on another dvd. This was when I discovered someone had
jammed a dvd in the player, thereby rendering it useless.
It was about this time I began plotting the wanted ad.
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