As parents we think our kids are pretty funny, but it’s
teachers, with their 20-plus school children a day, who undoubtedly have the
last laugh.
Despite our best parental efforts, it can all be undone by
our offspring innocently dropping us in it. It’s just as well we don’t ever
find out a lot of the things our children unwittingly reveal about family life that
could leave us red-faced while bringing some amusement to their teacher’s day.
This week it was my family that provided some entertainment.
Miss Five apparently wore one of her bracelets to school one
day and showed her teacher. At first glance the colourful bangle with the green
palm tree leaves looked pretty enough. But, on closer inspection from her sharp-eyed
teacher, the idyllic-looking palm tree leaves turned out to be marijuana leaves
surrounded by Rastafarian colours disguised in an outer layer of pinks and
purples.
“Where did you get this from?” she asked the
innocent-looking pig-tailed red head, while trying hard to keep a straight
face.
“Nana brought it back from holiday,” Miss Five declared
proudly.
It just so happens that Miss Five’s nana teaches at the same
school. So, when the two caught up in the staff room at lunch time, the teacher
filled Miss Five’s bewildered nana in, before they both had a good chuckle over
what had been an innocent and well-meaning present of a pretty bracelet for a
grand child.
After mum somewhat sheepishly filled me in briefly on the
day’s events after-school, in a shot at redemption (and attempt at pointing the
finger), I went home and sent a quick email to the twin’s teacher.
“I hear you like my daughter’s marijuana bracelet that her
NANA gave her! :)”,
just to be clear.
But, alas, it would seem Master Five had already accrued
further demerit points to my mothering skills:
“Oh and (Master Five) wrote a story today about going to the
pub over the weekend,” she replied. “What a hoot of a day!”
In my defense, it wasn’t actually a pub – it was a
restaurant, and it wasn’t with me. Master Five also once wrote an elaborate
story about going to KFC, including what he ate and how it tasted when he
hadn’t done any such thing. Why he chose to make that up when he’d actually
gone away for the weekend and taken part in a myriad of fun activities is
beyond me.
Then there was the time Miss Five … Actually I could go on
defending myself till the cows come home. Perhaps I will just cover all bases
now by saying “It’s all lies” (except the good bits of course).
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