It was the first day of school – the night before
I had been all prepared: school uniforms laid out, lunches in the fridge. So
how did I find myself standing in a yellow high-vis vest, road-side while Miss
Seven’s new stationary and school shorts hung sodden from the clothesline?
The kids were just walking up the drive and I was
locking up when all hell broke loose.
“Mum, (Miss Seven) has wet her pants,” cried twin
bro.
Sure enough, her shorts were soaking wet.
“How did that happen?” I asked, amidst the
teasing.
She was just as baffled but, upon further
inspection, it turned out her drink bottle had leaked through her bag and out
the bottom, rendering her new stationary drenched in the process.
I hauled us back upstairs to change into another
pair of school uniform pants but discovered that, during the course of the
summer holidays, they had gone awol.
I eventually dug out an old pair of tights with
holes in the butt, careful not to bring this to her or her brothers’ attention,
strung her other pair and stationary to the line and we started up the drive
again a tad more stressed than the previous attempt.
At school we were
met at the gate by Master Nine’s classmate informing him they were on road
patrol duty together. Oops – I seemed to remember reluctantly putting my name
down for that at Master Nine’s insistence.
Checking the kids
into their new classes and meeting the teachers would have to wait for another
day as off we went to don our vests, only 20-minutes late for the first day of
duty. Luckily the kids were clued up as it was a case of learning on the job
for me.
I returned home for
a nice mochaccino, re-writing the start to the school year in my head and
ignoring the sorry state of the already dry but misshapen books bedraggling
from the line.
The next week’s
road patrol was more of a success (I’d watched the dvd for parents and shown up
on time). However, Master Nine wasn’t as switched on.
“Sign’s Ouuut,”
sung his companion, swinging out his sign into the stifling afternoon heat.
No movement from
Master Nine across the road.
“Siiigns Ouuut!” he
repeated.
Still he didn’t
budge.
We shouted at him
to hurry up and finally he launched his sign out, allowing people to cross.
“What was up with
you before?” I asked on the way home. “Why didn’t you hear us?”
“I did hear you but
my jandal was stuck to this sticky black stuff on the road and I couldn’t
move,” he answered.
Ahhh, that explains
it!
I relayed the story
of The Twits when the boys were glued to the tree branch and climbed out of
their pants to escape and suggested next time, albeit with his jandals, he
follow suit.
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