Stairway to Super Nanny Heaven

The ‘naughty corner’ or ‘thinking spot’ has long been a winner for frazzled parents since its introduction by the Super Nanny in the early 2000s.

Back in my day, although being sent to my room meant unwelcome solitude, there were still plenty of toys to play with to keep me entertained.

But in the confines of a boring old corner at the other end of the house, surely all one can do is think about their behaviour?

Whatever they spend their time there doing, it worked for us and, once we moved house, the naughty corner became the naughty stair – the bottom step of the lower staircase in the darkest, coldest recess of the house. They didn’t need long there to learn their lesson.

These days, however, the ‘naughty stair’ has become the ‘attitude stair’ and, although it certainly isn’t kept warm, one child, in particular spends a small amount of time on it. It can’t be pleasant sitting down there in the cold, dark and facing the front door where visitors might come in and ask what they are doing sitting there. Oh the shame of it!

This morning, though, I thought about including the ‘sulking stair’ – the next step up. One, who shall not be named, was particularly sulky before school this morning and when I suggested this addition, they snapped right out of it and even left for school with a smile.

This gave me an idea: why, I could have a step named after every single unsavoury behaviour! There could be the ‘grumpy stair’, the ‘annoying stair’, the ‘whinging stair’, the ‘noisy stair’, the ‘hitting stair’, the ‘lazy stair’, the ‘messy stair’, the ‘didn’t eat your dinner stair’, the ‘ganging up on your siblings stair’, the ‘teasing about boyfriends/girlfriends stair’ … Perhaps I could even label each one so we remember which is which. It could be like a front entrance feature for our guests. I’m sure it would be original. My kids are pretty arty so I could even get them involved in designing a placard for each one. Then they could own it – that would work, wouldn’t it?

Perhaps I could even create the ‘Mummy stair’ for myself to show I am taking it seriously … or is that taking it too far?

I’m not sure what happened to the Super Nanny, she seems to have dropped off the radar but I wonder what she would think of my idea?

I will keep you posted on the outcome of this little experiment … Now to await the kids’ return from school and any naughty behaviour …