We
were all checking our phones last Saturday morning. The sporting parents were
hoping like anything that games would be cancelled. It was the start of the
holidays after a grueling long term, it had been raining hard all week and it
was ice-cold.
But still
the text didn’t come in.
The
soccer had been cancelled the previous day, there was just one more to go … but
eventually as the morning cleared, I had to face facts that the rugby was still
on and so, reluctantly, piled the tribe in the car.
In at
Kensington Park it was like a mud bath.
“Gosh,
it really should have been cancelled today,” muttered parents on the side line,
watching as once pristine shirts, developed a lovely shade of brown.
On the
field, the kids were having a ball. By the time our 11am game came around, the
well-trampled centre field was a muddy pit in which, after scoring a try, it
became standard practice for the teams to run back to their positions
conducting a ‘Steve Parr-style’ skid along the way, often ending on their
backsides.
Master
Seven, whose soccer had been cancelled, took to kicking his football on the
side line with anyone he could convert to his chosen sport. It turns out many
are adept at the game, with one random lady completely ruining her once white
shoes.
But it
was Even-Stevens: she kicked the ball, Master Seven went charging down a slight
dip in the grass to chase it … and his feet completely skidded out from under
him.
He
emerged a thick, wet chocolate-hued mess – on the rear at least.
“Ahh,
guys, how do you think you’re getting home?” I questioned after the game,
thinking of my recently-cleaned car, skint of any plastic bags or towels.
“I
hope you boys realise you are being stripped to your undies and sitting on
newspaper all the way home,” I heard one mother call to her boys as they
continued to skid around in the mess.
Ah,
good idea, I thought and remembered the newspaper I had retrieved from the
letter box on the way out.
Back
at the car, I opened the doors to form a ‘dressing room’ and made the protesting
boys strip while I stood and quickly skimmed the back section of the newspaper.
Then I lined the car with it and placed the soiled gear on top, and lined the
car seats with the rest.
And
with that, we drove back for hot showers, albeit with two grumpy boys not
talking to their fun police mamma who made them travel home in the nuddy.
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