As the Sanitarium ad goes: Let me tell you the truth about mornings. One is pretty much like another.
But that is where the similarities end. There’s nothing
“dull” about mornings in our house. In fact, it’s like a tornado hits at
6.30am.
I admit, it’s not as bad as it was. The kids no longer wake
at 5.30am but this sets us on the back foot in terms of getting anywhere on
time. They also now dress themselves, make part of their breakfasts and brush
their own teeth in the mornings. But no matter how prepared I am – making
lunches the night before, laying out outfits (if I don’t, Miss Four is likely
to show up to kindy wearing a purple polka dot boob tube with an equally loud but
mismatching bottom piece), we still can’t seem to get out the door by 8.30am.
Well not without World War Three breaking out.
Recently I was describing our mornings to a friend. It went
along the lines of repeatedly requesting three kids with painted on ears to get
dressed, make their beds, pull their curtains, finish their breakfast, brush
their teeth, pack their bags and line up for sunscreen. These requests become
louder and less patient (okay, that’s a euphemism) culminating in the part
where we all tumble into the car late and no longer on speaking terms. Then
there’s the one-minute drive up the road taking deep breaths and calming down
so we can part on good terms.
“Is it like that for you?” I finished, expecting an answer
in the affirmative.
Instead she looked horrified.
“No! My god Jodi, that sounds terrible.”
I chose not to believe her. I once asked a mother of so many
kids I’ve lost count how she stays calm. She simply shrugged nonchalantly like
she took it all in her stride. Then, some weeks later I happened to be walking
past her People Mover as she went completely off her nut at her tribe. It was
like music to my ears and I just stopped myself performing an air punch.
Still, I decided to reassess my morning strategy.
I tried several methods: 1. Drawing up a chores chart which
they each had to tick as they went along, resulting in a small amount of pocket
money at the end of the week. This lasted two weeks before the novelty wore off
and the meager pocket money forgotten.
2. Hiding the tv remote but they soon replaced tv with
building block houses down in the kid’s lounge.
Finally I resorted to the good old oven timer. I resent the
fact that they respect the oven timer more than their mother but whatever works
right?
It was like a bomb had been put under them. There was a
frenzied flurry of activity and, within ten minutes, all their chores had been
done. There was no fighting and they all played happily while they actually
waited for me to get ready! The washing
was hung out and all the breakfast carnage cleaned up so I returned to a tidy
house, sans children and ready to start my day.
We were like a different family as we drove to school and
kindy. I breathed in well-being, breathed out calm and felt benign goodwill to
all – especially the mothers still exhaling toward their fringes.
The kids must have felt it too for they now willingly do
their chores without prompting (or threats).
Now, shall we start again? Let me tell you the truth about
mornings …
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