The
antithesis to Julie Andrews song My
Favourite Things for me would go something along the lines of: “Sticky tape and superglue, batteries and
Chupa-Chups; Opening McDonalds toys and
likewise the Happy Meal cups; combing the knots amid hissing and snarl-ing –
these are a few of my least-favourite things.”
“Mum,
here’s your favourite job,” announced the youngest, handing over a roll of
sticky tape and giving me a wry smile. Oh how I loathe finding the elusive end
of the sticky tape, the request of which usually comes in the middle of cooking
dinner with wet and slippery hands. And don’t even talk to me about superglue.
How to use that stuff without gluing your fingers together is beyond me but
let’s just say my fingertips have a permanent layer of dried glue and the bench
a regular sheen from wiping up the fast-drying spill.
Batteries?
Like the superglue, which always needs replacing because the end has also glued
itself together, these are a regular feature on the grocery list for toys and
what-not but, on the plus-side, I’ve become pretty deft with the screw driver.
Speaking
of super markets, it’s standard practise for your kids to be eyeing the dreaded
Chupa Chups at check-out and it’s all very easy to chuck a few onto the
conveyor belt to keep them happy but then comes the hard part: opening the
blimmin things! What, is the wrapper end super-glued to the stick or something?
And
don’t you just love it when you’ve sat down to tuck into your Quarter Pounder
Combo, when three Happy Meal juice bottles (okay, they aren’t exactly cups but
I’m no Eminem when it comes to rhyming) consecutively get thrust at you for
opening, after you’ve already been bombarded with three Happy Meal toys
ensconced in seemingly kiddy-proof plastic bags.
And
the knots. It’s hard enough keeping on top of my own unruly mane, which tends
to easily dread, let alone putting a seven-year-old through the torture of disentangling
her lengthy locks – hence the transformation from sweet little girl into
hissing, snarling wild animal.
But
then at random times of the day, little warm arms, the hands of which still
hold the vestiges of their tubby babydom, appear from behind to wrap around
your tummy and melt away all those first world problems and these are a few of my favourite things.
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